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rockin' kitty

Men! 50 of ya are leavin on a mission! 25 of ya ain't comin back!!!

I am awake. I have been since five. I was thinking last night after I kind of the shitty treatment from the man that I would go in and pull some poles for him...

My ring fingers still hurt. I got called white trash yesterday and was told that I would never be able to get a real job in an office----*SNORES* For those of you who don't know... I plan on attending RCC for their COSMOTOLOGY school soon. This is something that I have wanted to do since I was really young. Then my parents forced me to go to college. So hopefully in two years I will doing hair.

I told that woman that this was my way of expressing myself and I don't care what people think about them. I can't believe that people honestly think I give a shit what they think. Half of them are jealous anyways... 1) because they can't commit to something that's going to be stuck on there for the rest of their lives, and 2 They don't want to go through pain. And three THEY ARE JUST FUCKING OLD!!! Then she asked me about Audrey... What would I do when she wants to get inked up? And I told her, "First of all I think that in two generations we are going to see a total backlash and she may even be embarrased by them and second of all, if she's into them, then why not when she's ?"

WHAT the fuck EVER!!! Paula's finally into them! CW, it's a crack up... Paula has gotten totally cool. I think it's because she only has her daughter that truly cares about her...

Did I mention that my brother wants his guns from my grandfather? I told my dad...

"ARE YOU FREAKIN' NUTS??? IF YOU GIVE HIM HIS GUNS, HE WILL KILL HIS FAMILY YOU KNOW..."

I don't want them. I much would rather kill someone with knitting needles than shooting them. That way you can see them die and talk to them while they are... "Oh you don't like that, huh?" "Well I didn't like that either..." " Didn't MOMMY AND DADDY give you enough attention while you were growing up?" "You know it only takes about 14 pounds of pressure to bust nuts..." "You didn't plan on having any children, no?" "At this house... There are two things we do not tollerate... That's uninvited guests and people that do not have any manners..." "Did I mention to you that you have really bad hair, no?

TART'N BITCHES!!! tHAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT!!!

Comments

LOL!!

I knew Paula had it in her to be cool!

MEAT AND VODKA! BRING IT!
Does this mean I get to take care of 3 drunken hotties?
No, cause you'll be drunk too!
Shooting is so uninventive and is a sign of creative failure. Unless, of course, the subject is tied to a chair, gun fixed pointing at the head just at focal length so the person can look down the barrel, and a string tied to the trigger, threaded high above a fireplace fire, with a counter-weight keeping the trigger from being pulled. As the string gets hotter, it starts to smoke, illuminated with a beam of light against a dark background so as to be clearly visible to the subject. And of course, you have to make sure a light is shined down the barrel and a happy face is drawn on the bullet. And video tape the whole thing and edit it to a Rob Zombie track, of course.

Huh, I guess you could shoot someone with some level of villainous self-respect.
rockin' kitty

June 2007

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